December 2011
I’m like Jean Claude Van Damm.
But instead of fighting people.
I have sex with them.
momma said to go to rehab and i told dat bitch to get fucked
Straight Girls: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was her.
Lesbians: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was in her.
hotlocalsingle:
pussy money wed
Finish your roaches, there are sober kids in Africa.
“OH MY GOD YOU’RE A DOG HEY SMELL ME I’M A DOG TOO”
– Dogs (via toocooltobehipster)
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Wow I really love Gary she’s the best.
shutupjerry:
i hope the next house i live in has a mcdonald’s inside it
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